Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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