He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
