I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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