Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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