I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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