I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
and she was petting her beer can
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
