I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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