He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Randomize
