Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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