I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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