I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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