Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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