i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
