I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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