So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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