Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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