So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize