oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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