You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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