We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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