i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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