so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
i out mim tonsoeep
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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