yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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