Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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