we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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