I just saw a hot homeless man
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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