Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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