Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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