Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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