Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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