I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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