Dual....:-)
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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