it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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