if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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