i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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