When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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