That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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