He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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