pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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