i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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