he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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