Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
