Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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