oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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