This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
BRING THE BAGELS
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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