Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I don't deserve a penis
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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