Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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