escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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