I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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