I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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