his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I think people are normalizing furries
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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