Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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