So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
please come you make the beer taste better
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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